luco | BWAHAHAHA!

Posted this at

sanji_is_a_slut and figured I might as well post it here too. Not my usual pairing (well Sanji is there so it's all good ^^;) but I kinda like it.

Just a really rough sketch, but it's like that for a reason. I'll only fix it up and complete it (which means as good as I can do, not quickly coloured sketches and stuff)if someone writes something based off of it.

So, anyone up to that challenge?

....

The sketch is pretty bad isn't it? Ah well, I just needed to get the image out of my head.

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From:

stephaniecmc.livejournal.com

*GASP*
LUCCI!! MOLESTING SANJI!! BITING SANJI'S TIE!!
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This just made my day!

And Lucci's tail is all curled up like he's having a great time and having fun...I wonder if he's purring ^_________^

Kaku: *thinks* I wonder if this one likes giraffes.....

Ah well...off to work I go...with this smile plastered on my face ^________^

From:

lilirum.livejournal.com

Ha! That is so brilliant!

^.^ I'll see if I can whip something up for you... that picture deserves to be finished... love to the red tie! *runs off to type*

From:

travellyr.livejournal.com

XD Sanji's face is great. He's looking at Lucci the way you look at someone licking the ice sculpture. And Kaku looks like a boy studying an anthill. XD!

Maybe it is a hill of Sanji fire-ants and Lucci is poking the nest with a stick...

From:

the-shy-wolf.livejournal.com

Kaku: I warned you that your new aftershave smelled like catnip...

From:

onikotsu.livejournal.com

I'm sorry, but due to the crack and prettiness of this picture Onikotsu's brain has imploded. We should have her up and running in a few hours, thankyou for your pateince and have a nice day!

From:

c4pyrogirl.livejournal.com

This is the best thing that I could have possibly seen just after getting off of work. ^^ *sighs* So pretty. ^^

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From:

maldoror-gw.livejournal.com

I'd like to find something original to say, but a small-yet-crucial part of my hypocampus has just melted, thus am I incapable of making more than a few unarticulated guuhuuhuu noises ♥ I think my favorite bit is Kaku, looking down all sweet and inquisitive - though Sanji's glare is excellent as well. And Lucci...growrrrr ^__^ Oh I hope someone without a broken brain can write something nifty for this! My inspiration is on strike these days...*sigh*

From:

onikotsu.livejournal.com

Forgive me for the poor quality but this was all I could think of. But it was very fun and I'd like to do any others that you post in the future. So here it is.

Lucci prided himself on his ability to complete a mission no matter what it was. But after so long his addiction caught up with him. It had been so long since deep red had flowed down his hands. The color was so beautiful, so wonderful. There it was! That blessed color fluttering in the wind, just tempting him. Slowly he approached it with all the stealth in his body.

Sanji didn't know what hit him as he felt himself fall to the sidewalk, only at the last moment was he able to catch himself with his hands. He saw black curls that filled his vision and he felt his tie being pulled back. He turned his head to yell at whoever this was. If it had been Zoro he might have minded as much, except that they were out in public, but as it wasn't there were several things wrong with this picture a.) they hadn't even met, b.) For god's sake, was that a tail?! and c.) he was chewing on Sanji's nice new tie!!! If something didn't change in about two seconds then the strangers legs, now positioned between his own would end up broken.

Kaku bent down observing the insanity showing on Lucci's face and the very pissed off expression on the other man's face. This was going to be very interesting.

So there you are. Sorry again for the stupidness.

From:

salmon-pink.livejournal.com

Not only an awesome picture, but look at all the pretty fic you inspired, my dear. *hugs you on behalf of fandom*

From:

cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com

Wee! I'll have a go!

XD

_____________Not for kiddies! =^..^= Not for kiddies!______________

Part.1.

Sanji, in the inner most private parts of his mind, finally concluded that he should have just left the shiny beli coin on the floor and told Nami that something he had bought earlier must have been more expensive than he remembered.

And now, as he was bracing himself against the floor, palm over the coin he had so foolishly tried to retrieve, he contemplated the merits of Water Seven and why on earth he possibly wanted to walk around a city that was obivously filled with psychologically unbalanced people.

It wasn't as though being hugged was something foreign to him. No, he was very familiar with the act. In fact, he was rather inclined to them...providing he knew who the hug-er/ee was, or if they were a pretty young lady with a beautiful smile.

But no, the man currently mounting him was certainly no pretty young lady. And whilst he may have been handsome, indeed Sanji had to admit that the mans eyes were something else, he also had to acknoledge the fact that his new birthday tie was now stuck in said handsome man's teeth.

Handsome Man was purring, very subtly, Sanji had to strain to hear it. And despite his vexation at the unwanted mounting of his person he was rather flattered by the attention. he glanced back, noticing a tail swishing to and fro between his legs. It certainly wasn't his, that he knew for sure. Which meant that the appendage had to belong to his new 'friend'.

His new 'friend' had begun to slowly rock his hips against his backside.

Sanji turned and gave the man a bored look.

It wasn't the first time he had be treated thus, the only difference being the state of dress and the participant.

Oh! And the friend of said humping-tie~chewing- purring-cat-man was observing them both with all the interest of a man who had discovered that his plants had just flowered and were in need of a watering.

The rock of the dark haired mans hips was punctuated by the revelation of another, more recognisable appendage.

He silently thanked any available deity that they were not in full view of any of the public.

He glanced up at their audience and raised an eyebrow. The man shrugged and looked at his companion. Aforementioned companion completely ignored him in favour of continuing his current actions.

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O_O I'm continuing in another post! ZOMG! XD It wouldn't let me post it all!

From:

lilirum.livejournal.com

@.@ I finally managed to find enough plot-bunnies to make a semi-decent story for you!

This was the last time Sanji ever bought a tie in his life.

After all, being halfway tackled to the floor by an overgrown hairball with a beard and top hat wasn’t fun… not to mention that added humiliated of the other man in the room staring at him with something akin to wonder. It was as if they hadn’t seen a human being in their lives.

But then again, noting one’s block nose and the other’s leopard tail, that probably could have passed for the truth.

But really, to think that a day that started out as normally as it had could end with the blonde on his hands and knees under one man while another watched. Interesting development.

The day had started like any other… well, if you didn’t count the Merry Go almost getting hit by a sea train and the awe of Water 7… and Sanji had been content to smoke in that alley, waiting for someone to come and explain just where Robin and that big guy had gone too. However, as he sat, staring skyward, the first of a chain of events that would later cost him his sanity, started to unfold.

A cigarette was between his lips, staining his mouth with the taste of nicotine and the calming bitterness of the smoke that was escaping his mouth with every exhale. His arms were thrown lazily over his legs which were bent as he leaned against the wall behind him. A shadow passed over him, shielding Sanji from the warming glare of the sun for just a second, but that was all he needed to tilt his head back and take in the figure of the man flying above him.

Flying…

First people were disappearing, and now they were flying…

“Usopp?” he asked himself, taking the cigarette from between his lips and tilting his head to the side. Sure enough, that man had a long nose… but since it was square...

He shook his head, pushing himself to his feet and scooping up the shopping bags he was carrying. As the ship’s chef, he had a job to do, and since no one else felt inclined to shop for food, Sanji had to.

The streets of Water 7 took him past many stands, most of which he only stopped at to compare vegetables and fish at before moving on. He wasn’t one to stop for frivolous things for himself. Nami-san and Robin-chan, however, deserved something nice, so when he stopped in at a clothing shop, he just couldn’t help but glance at the tie rack, and once he glanced at the tie rack then he just had to go over and try on that red silk tie that they had there.

That was mistake number one.

As Sanji slowly pulled it off the rack, running his fingers over it, he looked up, suddenly noticing a man with a pigeon on his shoulder watching him intently. He raised an eyebrow and quirked a half-smile at the strange man.

That was mistake number two.

He turned his back on the man to face the mirror, shrugging off his jacket and slipping off his tie before fastening the red one around his neck with quick, agile fingers that had done the action so much it was almost habitual.

Those were mistakes numbers three and four.

As he smiled at his reflection, fiddling with the tie, he suddenly noticed a presence hovering near his shoulder. As he looked up at the reflection in the mirror, he only caught the slightest glimpse of a long nose and a hat before the person grabbed the back of his shirt collar and started dragging him out of the store, leaving his shopping bags and coat on the floor by the mirror. The man pulling him out said something to the store-keeper that sounded suspiciously like ‘He’ll be back to pay for it’ to which the storekeeper just gave a wary grin before waving goodbye as Sanji tried to sputter out something around the squeeze of the tie and his collar around his neck. Finally, after being dragged for a while, Sanji regained control of his flailing legs and pushed up, ripping his collar from the grip of his assailant before he flipped over him, landing on the pavement literally seething.

“What the hell?” he grit out, shoulders raised and fists clenched angrily. He noticed the man in front of him sigh slightly as he looked past Sanji, but the blonde was too angry to care what the not-Usopp-flying-through-the-sky guy had to say.

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Continuing in another post! ^^